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Thunder and lightning always happen at the same time. Storms start instantaneously: there's a crack of thunder and. Heavy rain causes no loss of long- distance visibility. Everything is blue at night- time. Caves always have flat floors, and it's never fully dark.

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NB: If the news report would have come out while the character was in. At some point in a duel, the hero and villain will cross swords at face. Why doesn't anyone just ram the sword guard into their. If the hero and villain's swords cross at or below waist level, they. If there is a candelabra, the villain will show how talented he is with. During a duel, the hero will jump or climb onto a. At that. point, the villain will swipe at the hero's legs, which the hero avoids.

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If a character uses martial arts rather than a weapon, his opponents. Spare bad guys may dance around the. And if it's an oriental martial arts film, they will. Two guys or a bunch of guys go at it, repeatedly bashing each other in the.

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Clasping your hands together and hitting the bad guy's back will also. All fights taking place on the edge of a canyon, tall building, or. Corollary: whenever someone falls off of a cliff. In the West, the favored hand- to- hand combat technique is to throw. When a villian is trying to murder someone with a knife, they'll often.

The victim meanwhile (usually a woman) is using both. But the murderer will NEVER simply use his other hand to take the knife. Knives). Pastries are always in plain pink boxes.

When we see a plain pink box. All movie mothers will prepare a breakfast, usually consisting of. Dad and the kids will invariably arrive at. Dad has to leave for the office and the kids.

Each will have time only for a sip of. There must be enough food left.

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When a helicopter is hit by a bullet or rocket, it'll explode. People standing outside a running helicopter can always talk in normal or.

A pursued hero, with the bad guys just yards behind him, can jump into. Bullets shot at a helicopter bounce off the fiberglass and aluminum. When a helicopter's engine dies, the main rotor immediately stops and. If a bad guy is flying, the. When a turbine- powered Bell Jet Ranger helicopter is shot at, it's. Every helicopter shutting down emits the chirp- chirp- chirp sound of the. Bell 4. 7G (the Mash chopper) actually makes this sound.

Piston helicopters always start up with screaming turbine engine sounds. Rambo- style pilots can fly with one hand on the cyclic stick while the. The helicopter. automatically knows when to change altititude to fly over obstacles. If the hero has a psychological/phsical problem which has prevented him. The hero always misses the villan leaving the scene by seconds. Stripping to the waist makes the hero invulnerable. The hero will always be paired off with a female character.

The sidekick. The hero's best friend/partner will usually be killed by the bad guys. The hero's new wife will be mowed down by 8. Heroes can go without food or sleep, with no measurable drop in. The hero will always have a small trickle of blood in the right corner of. His lip will never be split in the middle, and.

He will wipe the blood from. If. his face displays any other injury, it will usually be a small abrasion. He will wear a band- aid on this for one day. The hero will always refuse the assistance of friends or medical. If the hero gets into a second fight, his most injured body part will.

A hero will show no pain even during the most terrific beating, yet he. When a hero is paired with a weak sidekick, that sidekick will. Watch Online Watch The Libertine Full Movie Online Film.

If the hero is a white male and has an assistant/sidekick who is either. If the movie hero has a sidekick and he mentiones his. The movie hero is (almost) always divorced, but he still has some.

People never answer the door until the doorbell or knocking has sounded. The hero lives in New York City working at some okay, but not.

People never get out of the house when there is obvious danger. People who hear something weird outside will go OUT to look, even if they.

When someone's in bed and hears a sound outside, he'll get up and turn. When an intruder is in the house, the occupant will snuck along a wall. When there's an intruder somewhere in the house, the thing that jumps at. As soon as she relaxes. Any apartment in Paris will have a view of the Eiffel Tower.

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